Food that looks like animals
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Sandwich Daycare
Sandy, and her husband, Wichternel, and best friends. They do every thing together, they cook, they eat, they do the dishes, they even work together, but what they want most in the world, is a kid, but alas, no bodys, means no kids, they live there life, both secretly in despair for all the love they need to give, to nourish another, they try addoption, but as they are two of a kind and very small, no one will allow them to bring a kid, but one day Sandy got an idea, and the two worked early in the morning to late at night, and after a week they were done, and they calls came in, and the two pigs started
Sandwich Daycare and soon, it became a huge success
Piggip
Gip is a pig. What a pig Gip is. Her name is short for Gippig, it came from the same country as her, Singapore. She is such an extraordinary pig. She graduated to Harvard and then became a professor there. At first the school didn't want to let her in, even though they saw the amazing grades of her high school, but then they decided she could have a robot, courtesy of the school, and she would sit at home and talk in to a speaker with a card bord cut out of Hilary Duff in "Cadet Kelly", and there she stayed, always the top of her class, and now as I said, she teaches there, and she still uses the same robot, and nobody even knows who Kelly is, and all the time, they used and loved the name Gippig.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
The Extrodinary Feast
It was the feast of Thanksgiving when this amazing being was created. Somebody invited its creator to a Thanksgiving meal in there back yard. And they told her to bring some food to pass around. Well, his creator did not just want to bring some ordinary bread rolls or something of the sort. oh no, she wanted to bring something special. She tried and tried but everything that she made did not impress her like she wanted. She tried salad in the shape of a turkey, and stuffing that looked like a goat, but none of it felt right. And then she tried to use potatoes. But what was she to make out of mashed potatoes? Surly not a turkey because turkeys are just to ordinary. No she had to do something big. So she arrived at the party with my little friend here. He was a big hit. He was so big that he vanished in almost 5 minutes. The creator was sad for him. So she soon would be make many more.
Friday, December 28, 2012
Watch out for the...
The thing that you see above these words is a creation that went terrible wrong. A baker named Crinston Monaller was making cookies and he decided to make one looking like a pig. But something that he put in the recipe, a spice that he found while traveling China, made the pig come alive. And the pig seeing the pile of dough that he thought were his pig brothers and sisters he became mad. He slaughtered the poor backer and went on his way to find all of the other pig cookies in the world so that one day the pig cookies would rule the world! And he named him and all of the other pigs the Pigasaurus!
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Mrs. G. Smith
Detective Ria the Quesadilla
This is Detective Ria. She is a quesadilla.
Detective Ria lived in France for her hole life, until she was 217, when she decided to move to New York to solve a famous case. The case of the missing fork. In the 1800s, a queen of France visited and lost her favorite fork. Detective Ria came to our door, saying that she traced it to our address. I told her about my project, and she said I could interview her wiel she looked througe our basement. She told me everything and more of what I've told you so far. She also told me her father was a burrito, and she is the longest living Bean Turtle there has ever bean! She will live for many more years, solving cases all over the world!
Detective Ria lived in France for her hole life, until she was 217, when she decided to move to New York to solve a famous case. The case of the missing fork. In the 1800s, a queen of France visited and lost her favorite fork. Detective Ria came to our door, saying that she traced it to our address. I told her about my project, and she said I could interview her wiel she looked througe our basement. She told me everything and more of what I've told you so far. She also told me her father was a burrito, and she is the longest living Bean Turtle there has ever bean! She will live for many more years, solving cases all over the world!
Pam Cake
This is a turtle made out of pancakes and eggs. Her name is Pam. She loves to travel the world. But what she cares most about is her taste. So when she travels she tries to find the very best ingredients. She has been all over Europe but has not found that sweet maple syrup that she is looking for. So she goes to Canada. She searches for a very long time for some one to give her some because she does not have any money but none for free. So she decides to go to America and is drawn by the scent to my own backyard where we are making maple syrup. She asks me if she can have some and I say yes. This was last year and she is still here waiting until we make the syrup again.
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