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    The thing that you see above these words is a creation that went terrible wrong. A baker named Crinston Monaller was making cookies and he decided to make one looking like a pig. But something that he put in the recipe, a spice that he found while traveling China, made the pig come alive. And the pig seeing the pile of dough that he thought were his pig brothers and sisters he became mad. He slaughtered the poor backer and went on his way to find all of the other pig cookies in the world so that one day the pig cookies would rule the world! And he named him and all of the other pigs the Pigasaurus!

Mrs. G. Smith

    My friend here, is a nice old lady, named Mrs. G. Smith. We have gone way back. Her daughter used to babysit me, and now I babysit her daughters daughter. Yes, Mrs G. Smith is a Granny, but that doesn't stop her from being the life of the party. Last night she came for dinner, and she started to walk on the table! She is shrinking though, she used to be nine inches, but now she is only eight. She used to be a model. That's why she had me take these pictures, she's quiet pretty for her age, all of the other turtle would love to have the smooth skin like her. Now she is living in my fridge, because Pete zza God was summoned by another little kid who has an edible imagination.

Detective Ria the Quesadilla

    This is Detective Ria. She is a quesadilla.

    Detective Ria lived in France for her hole life, until she was 217, when she decided to move to New York to solve a famous case. The case of the missing fork. In the 1800s, a queen of France visited and lost her favorite fork. Detective Ria came to our door, saying that she traced it to our address. I told her about my project, and she said I could interview her wiel she looked througe our basement. She told me everything and more of what I've told you so far. She also told me her father was a burrito, and she is the longest living Bean Turtle there has ever bean! She will live for many more years, solving cases all over the world!

Pam Cake

    This is a turtle made out of pancakes and eggs. Her name is Pam. She loves to travel the world. But what she cares most about is her taste. So when she travels she tries to find the very best ingredients. She has been all over Europe but has not found that sweet maple syrup that she is looking for. So she goes to Canada. She searches for a very long time for some one to give her some because she does not have any money but none for free. So she decides to go to America and is drawn by the scent to my own backyard where we are making maple syrup. She asks me if she can have some and I say yes. This was last year and she is still here waiting until we make the syrup again.

Pete zza God

    This is a turtle made out of pizza. When ever this shape is made on  pizza some magic happens (Sense he is so beautiful). When he awakes he does a small little dance and then eats some of the spinach that he saved for latter. After that he tells me that he is the god. The god of turtles. His name is Pete zza god. Now he is living in his dream house. The nice cool fridge. But soon he will move on to the next person to make is face on a pizza

Clamy the Turtle

    These two pictures above are of a clementine turtle. Her name is Clamy. She traveled from a long ways a way. She came from an island where all there were were her kind. Then some evil guys came to take them away. Far away. To hide, they hid in there own shells. Now they are sold and eaten all over the world and are considered fruit. The little turtle clementine was came out of her shell to eat a pistachio and I got a picture. She is now my moldy friend.

Food That Looks Like Animals

Hello fellow food lovers. This is a blog where each week I will chose a different animals to make all of my meals about. Then I will post pictures of them and there will be short story's about them. So come back each week for a different animal. Yess...